If you are a true Tea Party member, you might want to skip this one, since it defies the Gospel According to St. Viagra.
Prove It
If corporations are people,
why don’t they have
lungs and
genitalia?
Female corporations
are denied contraception.
Rush is a straight corporation?
He should do something procreative
with “beard” Wife #4 and prove it!
© 2012 Amy Barlow Liberatore/Sharp Little Pencil
For Trifecta: Poem in 33 words that justifies having an exclamation point. Title not included in the word count.
Also at my poetic cafe, Poets United.
Sharp Little Pencil 
OldDogNewTits
Nice. Very topical. Which is always a good thing in this arena. You need to create a Twitter account and start sending this one out. Bet it would get passed around a good bit. 🙂
Sharp Little Pencil
Thanks for the “titbit” of info, ha ha ha. I’ve never been into Twitter, but I’ll try! Thanks, ODNT! Amy
The Hobbler
That is good! I like it.
Sharp Little Pencil
Thanks for Hob-nobbing with me! Peace, Amy
The Hobbler
🙂
booguloo
On top of all the current events. Smiles
Sharp Little Pencil
Yeah, I think Rush is a top… eeeeeew!!
Tara R.
*Snort* Now, that is funny.
Sharp Little Pencil
Hey, we all need a laugh now and again! Thanks, Tara. Peace, Amy
Lance
is it hear hear or here here?
anyway, great style, and I agree
Sharp Little Pencil
Either one works for me. If it’s chocolate, though, it’s definitely, “Here! Here!” wink, Amy
kaykuala
The political scene sure is heating up. We’re away from it all. From our end we can only observe. We’ll wait for the big debate and see what gives!
Hank
Sharp Little Pencil
Just know that Rush Limbaugh is a toxic blight on the FREE American airwaves, and a coward, to boot. Other than that, it’s all subject to question! See ya, Hank. Amy
Weissdorn
Ach, mademoiselle Sharp Pencil. The sensible have blogs whereas the fools have radio broadcast stations. When I first heard Limbaugh on AFN I thought it was cabaret.
Sharp Little Pencil
In the sense of “Cabaret,” the musical based on “I Am A Camera,” he is cabaret. A fascist imposing views on the weak-minded. But that’s just my thinking. Some folks love him so much they quote him at lynchings of gay youth. Amy
Roger Green
Here’s an award Rush got: http://www.madmagazine.com/2012/03/06/rush-limbaugh-honored-for-calling-woman-a-slut
Sharp Little Pencil
Oh, Roger, MAD still has it goin’ on! Not only a blast from my personal past (I still remember their take on “Hello, Dolly,” called “Hello, Deli”) but apropos to boot. Thanks so much for sharing! Amy
brian miller
ha….lol….if corporations were people and had genetalia, i’d likely kick a few in the jimmy just to see if they really are heartless
Sharp Little Pencil
…and senseless. Wink, Amy
The Gal Herself
I love your passion and how the exclamatory punctuation conveys your honest indignation. (Though I gotta admit, the thought of El Rushbo having sex with anyone, male or female, makes my skin crawl.)
Sharp Little Pencil
Hey, he’s bought four trophy wives so far. But it’s the boys in the Caribbean I worry about, those street prostitutes. I wish people like Limbaugh didn’t hate themselves so much they have to pose as something they aren’t just to be “right.” Amy
kgwaite
Ouch. He deserved that.
Sharp Little Pencil
Sing along: “He had it coming… he had it coming…”
Jester Queen
Please dear god no don’t let HIM procreate.
Sharp Little Pencil
Oh, yes, you are so right! Should have considered that horrendous possibility. Please don’t tell him I said he should, OK? wink Amy
Diane Turner
Great piece, contemporary and right on. The idea of Rush procreating, though, is almost more than I can stomach.
Sharp Little Pencil
Please see last comment. Mum’s the word! Amy
trifectawriting
Thanks for linking up this weekend. I love the political discourse here. Definitely a worthy exclamation. Hope to see you back on Monday.
Sharp Little Pencil
Oh, folks, I’m so there! Peace, Amy
Old Egg
Even from far off Oz (Australia) I had to laugh at this one!
Sharp Little Pencil
You’re so politically savvy! Either that or Rush is a bigger ass than I thought. You rock, babe. Peace, Amy
karen
brilliant! I’m glad I’m no longer one of the few letting politics seep in here …
Sharp Little Pencil
Karen, welcome to the club. There are quite a few of us raising hell, here on the distaff side. Let’s keep the conversation going! Amy
Raven
I do believe that his virulence during this go round was all about his not being able to perform.
Sharp Little Pencil
Yes, it’s all about him, whatever the topic, too. His Viagra thing, the trips to the DR (where the street boys are cheap), and the constant parade of “brides.” I mean, Elton John played his last wedding. Hello? Amy
sheila h
sister,you KNOW my heart ..
http://defendrush.org/
lol..lol..lol..!
Sharp Little Pencil
Sheila, so glad you brought that link here so we can ALL enjoy it. You little trouble maker, you; I love you forever! SISTAH! Amy
El Guapo
Hah – Great one!!!
Though I’d have to object to any thing Rush procreates.
Lindy Lee
Well put by a sharp little pencil…