Well, before I Blue Screen of Death again and haul this thing to the shop, I have to get in two more poems. One for Sunday Scribblings, the other for the Sunday Whirl; both are also at my poetic screen that’s never blue, Poets United. I will log on at coffee shops to see what y’all have written and comment there… “Quick, before it melts (down)!” Amy
SUNDAY SCRIBBLINGS:
Pages of Stone
Fabricated from actual mineral
My favorite journal
Pencil circles, meanders
Glides with ease, with grace
Number Two lead, sharply honed
sings as it moves along the surface
Needle of an old phonograph
Playing Ellington from a shiny vinyl
© 2012 Amy Barlow Liberatore/Sharp Little Pencil
Sunday Scribblings asked for poems around the word “ease.” This was the first thing that came to mind… I found a journal with pages actually fabricated from STONE! How different, how environmentally intriguing. Then, when I ran my pencil over the surface, it was like writing on a whiteboard… it almost squeaked! Find some and tell me what you think.
SUNDAY WHIRL:
The Ballad of Marie Dressler (1962-1977)
At the dealer, climbed into a Volvo sedan
Paid cash; remained in the driver’s seat for years
My first car, a ’62, back when Swedish mechanics
crowded into one room, hovered in corners
and built them by hand, bolts to bumpers
My singing mother said, in her husky whisky tenor,
“Always bring mascara in your gig bag. If something
happens on the way to make you cry, you won’t show up
looking like a damned raccoon.” Good advice:
That night, my eyes were dampened in this way…
Stopped at a red light, rearview mirror shows a large car
barreling behind me; instinct pulled foot off brake and
left heel jammed in the clutch. Trapped. Impact. Moment.
Bundles flew, slow-motion; shocks shook with sounds of
metal bending. The anger and the floodgates opened together.
Dazed, I pried open the door, stormed back to give
that son-of-a-bitch the old what-for. Window rolls down,
old lady (sure!) says, “I’m Sister Elizabeth. I think I’m all right
but my Mama seems to have cut her lip.” Suddenly, I
got it: God’s dope-slap for sleeping with a priest.
I opened Mama’s door, her face was ash. “S-s-stay here,
ladies… sister… Mama…” Closed the door – on the nun’s
mother’s rosary beads. Clinkclickclink, all over the pavement.
(This, the coup de grace, surely sealing my ticket to Hell.)
Car was totaled, but I insisted squad car take me to my gig
where I played for eight hours straight with one potty break.
Songs I’d never known. “Piano Man” heard once in the dentist’s
waiting room. “Havah Negilah.” I was a shock savant.
Made $200 in tips, turned out that was down-pay for a one-way to LA.
Nun didn’t get a ticket (she was doing 75). Catholic cop.
Always name your cars. “Marie Dressler,” for the 30’s again actress:
Big, old, white, and beat up, but she still had a lot of class.
Her rear end was wide enough to absorb the impact. (Bless all in
Sweden!) Cop said, “You’d be DOA in a Chevrolet.”
Marie Dressler, faithful old gal, rest in pieces. Fondly, Amer
© 2012 Amy Barlow Liberatore/Sharp Little Pencil
The Sunday Whirl (click to see the Wordle) gave us a dozen words, and this true story is the result. The Church gave me $600 for my car, and that with the tip money was enough for the plane ticket and an efficiency apt. in Venice Beach in 1977 (this is back before Venice looked like Starbucks threw up all over it). Thanks, Greggie, for urging me to go West. You SAVED my life and helped change my destiny.
NOTE: “Amer” was my family nickname, and all my East Coast friends call me that. LA friends call me “Amers.” But the praise band’s director, Ben, calls me “Amypants,” because I’m so opinionated. Now they just call me “Pants.” Go figure! Peace, Amy
Sarav
Amers! (I may be East Coast–but I’m West Coast by birth and soul–Northern CA, thank you very much…) 🙂 My family was a Volvo family for eternity! They are tanks, bless them–rather, they were. What memories that invoked. So glad that grand dame of swedish engineering saved you. What a story-and what a poem! Wonder-full
Sharp Little Pencil
Only fellow Volvo owners can truly appreciate my survival! Thx, Sara.
oldegg
Have the far right found a weapon to get you…well if not you your computer? Great poems and the memories they bring back of trawling the record shops for trad jazz and of course loving all the cars I owned until they bit me.
Sharp Little Pencil
Robin, love your devotion to old cars and older music. Hmmm… a vast, right-wing conspiracy. Shades of Hillary Clinton! Thx for the paranoid idea. It’s worth considering!! A
Audrey Howitt
Hi Amy! I loved them both and for differing reasons—Marie Dressler reminded me of my old car–Devune–back in the late 70s—funny how a whole bunch of memories just kicked up–good luck with your computer!
Sharp Little Pencil
I always name my cars… and my computer’s name is Sadie! She just got back from the shop, so I’m going to read my peeps before I start posting again. Peace, Amy
Sherry Blue Sky
What a fantastic story!!!!! Totally love it! I was unable to access my computer today for a frustrating nine hours. Horrors………hope yours gets fixed up and is back soon!
Sharp Little Pencil
FINALLY back and headed to your sight, Sherry. Thanks for the good vibes, and “Sadie” is back at work! Love Amy
vivinfrance
Your prose poem gripped me from the start. I forgot to look for the Wordle words, though I’m sure they were there. A terrific way of telling a story.
Good luck with the blue screen
Sharp Little Pencil
Viv, I thank you for the compliment. You know what a free verse baby I am! Coming to see you now – first night with computer working… peace, A
Lyzbeth
I’d veurnte that this article has saved me more time than any other.
Roger Green
You, opinionated? What a shock.
My ex-wife had a blue Volvo station wagon that got stuck in the snow in New Paltz, it was so low to the ground.
Sharp Little Pencil
Hope that wasn’t the reason for the divorce… ! I had a Neon that bottomed out everywhere. Went through a snowstorm literally plowing my way through, like a cattle catcher on the front of a train! Thanks, Roger. A
Carol Steel
Seems like the church has its own self-protecting rules. You worked guilt into your story, but the accident happened NOT to punish you, but just happened because of the nun’s bad driving. It’s a great story, well told. Bless Marie Dressler for saving you. You’ve lived to write again and I’m glad. Great write!
Sharp Little Pencil
Carol, I do believe you’re right, but my warped sense of humor (gallows humor runs deep in the Black Irish) had to take advantage to get some yucks out of the situation. And I did have a fleeting moment of wondering… then deciding of course that God doesn’t cause traffic accidents. Bad drivers do!
Walt Wojtanik
The first in praise of your weapon of choice is well done. Your pencil remains sharp, but I never consider it little.
The “Ballad” for the whirl is a great jaunt through your mind, sometimes scary, but never threatening!
Sharp Little Pencil
Walt, thanks especially for the ‘scary but never threatening’ part. It’s kind of the “speak softly but carry a big vocabulary” mindset! Will hop over and read you… just trolling, trying to get back to writing. Thanks, hon. Amy
Karen
Stone made pages, wow! if anyone finds a link, I would love to try that 🙂 and I really likes your poem x
Sharp Little Pencil
Karen, a Google search of
journals “stone paper”
turned up several sites. I happened upon mine at Barnes and Noble. Peace, hon, Amy
julespaige
I have to come back to comment – gotta run. I think good thoughts on the computer repair as we have one that needs serious update or replacement…
I’m here…
http://julesgemsandstuff.blogspot.com/2012/09/sunday-whirl-75-nuts-and-bolts.html
Sharp Little Pencil
Jules, thanks for leaving a URL. So great to be able to travel to the post you think I would enjoy… and I did. Sorry about your computer troubles, too… peace, A
brenda w
Hey Amy, I absolutely adore The Ballad of Marie Dressler. My second car was a 69 Volvo wagon. It was one of the last years the bodies still had a “rounded” shape. This is one I’d love to hear you sing. Ballads are what drive my desire to listen to folk music, my favorite genre. It’s the lyrics that always get me. This one’s a beaut.
Sharp Little Pencil
Brenda, I’m not sure the format is singable, but thanks for having your musical hat on. Maybe if I talked it like Johnny Cash with a country band behind me! But thanks for your appreciation of one of the world’s greatest cars ever. Between a Corvette and a lumpy old Volvo, the Swedes win every time!
Tumblewords
Perfection!
Sharp Little Pencil
Bless your heart! A
ohcgd
I recently watched The Stoning of Soraya M.
thank you for the suggestion. It was very hard to watch
Sharp Little Pencil
Sometimes the most valuable stuff in life is the hardest to watch, to wrap your mind around how cruel people can be. Very courageous of you to see it. Peace, A
hypercryptical
Oh Well Done Amy!
Anna :o]
Sharp Little Pencil
Thank you, o smiling arachnid one!
Jack
“Number Two lead, sharply honed
sings as it moves along the surface
Needle of an old phonograph
Playing Ellington from a shiny vinyl”
Holy crap, that’s good. Great image and sound, quite a multi-sense feat.
“Husky whiskey tenor” is another gem, great double-meaning.
Sharp Little Pencil
Jack, on the double meaning – plenty of whisky, and the cigs lowered her alto voice. So yeah, good call. Thanks – coming to your blog now! Amy
Daydreamertoo
A friend in England used to say that Volvo was (then) one of the safest cars on the road to have a crash in, because they reinforce the metal frames. I drove one for quite a few years. Love the tale of Her and that you were gracious enough to let it go and even carry on to a gig and sing all night. Wow. Hope your computer isn’t out of action for too long Amy 🙂
Mary
Well, that was a worth while morning read, Amy! Always enjoy reading a bit of your fascinating history. And thanks for always sharing with Poets United!
Sharp Little Pencil
Mary, I always speak of how proud I am to be a member of Poets United. My refuge, my constant challenge, and so full of great poets! Thanks, Amy
Kerry O'Connor
I love your ode to a pencil, sonce I have a love of them myself.
Sharp Little Pencil
Yes, I’m all about Ticonderoga Number Two leads!
Kim Nelson
The journal… the music… the intent. I love it all, Amy. I am not myself when I forgo the pages. I suspect you are the same. This little piece fills pages in my mind!
Lindy Lee
Hilarious!, true or not…
Sherry Blue Sky
OMG I ADORE the story of the accident. (Sorry, I know it must have hurt)………you told it so well, with your usual “yeah, it happens” savoire faire………love it to pieces!