Sunday Scribblings asked us to write on the theme, ‘Friction.’ You can tell I’ve had too much coffee today. Enjoy!
FILM FILLY’S FRACTIOUS FRICTION
Feeling friendly,
phoned Fiona Fleshpot.
Faded fashion filly
facing failed flick – fetid flop.
FLASH! (flotsam for females)
fancied former, firmer,
flexible, “fine” Fiona.
Furnished factoids.
Fix festivities.
Fry fast foods…
fling fresh fare
(fodder for former fatties).
Flaming flambes,
frozen Frangipani,
Früzen-Gladje,
fudgy fondues.
Fiona feels friction falter;
feeds fairly fully…
finally, farts.
© 2010 Amy Barlow Liberatore/Sharp Little Pencil
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Rene Foran
fabulously funny free frolic
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And I want to tell you, it wasn’t easy… had to resort to only one phonic “ph” word. Who says comedy is easy? LOL Amy
Diane T
Finally farts! This is SO VERY FUNNY!
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I thought you’d like that one… well, we had beans and rice for dinner, so it seemed apropos! Thanks, Diane! A
Giovanni
“…fodder for former fatties.”…LOL
This is high-hinged and hopelessly hilarious, handing me hedonisticly happy hits of hilarity!
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Thanks tho much! Just got hooked on that letter, and didn’t even use “the Big F!” Thanks, Giovanni. Peace, Amy
G. K. Asante
That was awesomely funny. “Finally, farts.” had me on the floor.
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Actually, that one made me laugh out loud as I typed it! Glad you got a good laugh out of it, too. We need all the laughs we can get! Amy
Carolyn Bowes
Scandalously silly scribble, sister!
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Right, ripely ribbing rouser! Thx, C. Love you silly goose, Amer
sarachnid
antastic abulous lirting un! (hey someone ran oph with all my ephs!!)
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Great comment, Sara! And did you notice, I completed it without using “the Big F”? Aren’t you impressed? LOL Thanks, Amy
sarachnid
i was labergasted, yes – i igured you were holding it oph phor later use in private
but you! you! – you ephed up my reading today! – i always read all the poems i read out loud & aphter reading this one out loud, all ephin day long i kept giggling whenever i hit another eph
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And every time I see a spider, I think of your blog name and giggle. It’s taken all the scary parts out of arachnids for me!! Tit for tit.
Your riend orever, Amy