OK, I had a HUGE blast of energy after the sun came out, my cough abated, my lungs cleared, and I rode a bike for the first time in 7 years! THREE, count ’em, THREE poems today, so scroll all the way down. One haiku, one thumping Trump (hey, who doesn’t wanna do that?), and a final meditation to bring it all to a proper close. Peace to all who visit this blog, and remember, the Mayans didn’t predict Cortez, so quit sweating 2012! Amy
First, for ABC Wednesday and that pesky letter, “O,” as well as Sensational Haiku Wednesday:
“O” is for Obama
Birthers, just admit
since proof of birth has been shown:
You hate his black skin.
© 2011 Amy Barlow Liberatore/Sharp Little Pencil
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Now, this is for ABC Wednesday and any blog that included prompts about idiots, f***wits, greedy rich straight white men, and egotists in general:
Obnoxious and Overbearing
Reporters live for this crap
(as Murrow turns slowly in his grave).
The brave blond/redheaded billionaire,
multiple times bankrupt
(and that’s just financially speaking)
arrives in his airbus.
Airbrushed hair sculpted to his scalp
(paging Mr. Softee!).
Face like a sphincter
mind like a gumball machine
mouth like a garbage disposal
spewing mindless accusations about
Place Of Birth and how Proud He Is Of Himself
that He forced the airing of Proof,
the truth that our president is…
well, our president.
TV reality show host,
scion of the sleaziest game in town:
Casinos (the house always wins,
but he still manages to go belly-up again and again).
Three wives (so far), but he’s rich again;
there may be more.
Anderson Cooper’s,
Jon Stewart’s, and
Stephen Colbert’s
collective wet dream:
Trump/Palin 2012!
© 2011 Amy Barlow Liberatore/Sharp Little Pencil
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Finally, for Three Word Wednesday, using the words, Foolish, Mercy, and Relish. It’s Threefer Friday. Freaky Friday. A good Friday. Peace, Amy
Dry Bones
Bones weathered, dry, sun-bleached
Souls weary, drained, damaged
Who will raise them?
What will give them life, the power
to give and to receive love?
How will they rise from death?
Miracles happen.
The Bible says Ezekiel witnessed
the stop-action resurrection
of a thousand Jack Skellingtons.
Miracles happen
when we see ourselves
in the eyes of the homeless, the starving, the addicted.
Miracles happen
when we see past
our plasma screens, Starbucks, Mastercards
the restaurants we relish,
the foolish ways we overextend ourselves…
and show mercy to those who have nothing.
Miracles happen
when we listen to
our better angels.
Look past things of this world,
take on the burden.
Walk that mile.
Reach out to those who need your touch,
and your sorry, dry bones will be renewed.
© 2011 Amy Barlow Liberatore/Sharp Little Pencil
Also posted at my NaPoWriMo home, Writer’s Island, and at Poets United. Thanks to Rob at Writer’s Island for giving us all a prompt-free space for posting. Allows all of us to use prompts and ideas from different sites, as well as free writes from our own musings. A real blessing to me this year! Kudos, Rob.
pamelasayers
Amy, the first two are quite apropos for our times. Anyone who believes the birther issue isn’t about race is well, an idiot. Donald Trump has been and will always be a loud mouth jerk. Oh, please don’t get me started 🙂
Pamela
Sharp Little Pencil
Ha, I know I’m gonna stir the waters with these two! Haha Amy
Roger Green
Nothing about Trump surprises me anymore. Did you see Daily Show w Jon Stewart?
http://thomwade.wordpress.com/2011/04/28/believe-it-or-believe-it-obama-releases-long-form-birth-certificate-the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-042711-video-clip-comedy-central/
ROG, ABC Wednesday team
Sharp Little Pencil
Yes, I saw it. What a bag of wind. His notion of becoming president is insanely stupid. Amy
Ron.
Much as I despise Mr T, I will NEVER be heard to disparage him on the basis of his hair (sic). To do so would make me as petty and inconsequential as he. It’s much more effective, I think, to comment on the fact that he’s a shallow, loudmouthed moron, who, if elected (god forbid) would almost certainly set a new American record for fastest failure of leadership ever; not to mention the almost certain immediate destruction of anything remotely resembling kindness or compassion for others.
Yes, his hair’s hideous, but if we’re gonna slap him around, let’s do so for good reasons. To do otherwise minimizes us, trivializes the important issue: Trump’s a dangerous, brainless monster.
Sharp Little Pencil
Point well taken, Ron. My view is that he will never be elected, because he’s simply not a contender on any front. He’s a thrice-married, multi-Chapter 11 buffoon who stars on the loser genre of the century: the reality show. That’s why I’m very comfortable making fun of his hair, I guess. We are safe, I believe, from ever hearing the phrase, “President Trump.” But I understand your point and I do take it very seriously. We can disagree about the threat level and still be friends, I hope. Thanks so much for your passion! Amy
Sherry Blue Sky
Amy, FABULOUS writing. Love them all, as always but especially love “Miracles happen when we listen to our better angels” andreach out to those who need help. I did some of that today and magic happened.
I cannot imagine a worse fate than Trump/Palin. And it could happen.
Oh. My. God.
Sharp Little Pencil
But think about the debates!!!
Thanks – I should have credited Abraham Lincoln for the phrase “better angels,” because that’s where I first heard it.
Mr. Walker
Amy, very topical and right on target. Liked your haiku on Obama; I said something very similar about birthers to my students just a few days ago. And Trump always needs a thumping – well done. I like “face like a sphincter”. Did you see the clip of Goldie Taylor on the Rachel Maddow show? If you haven’t, you should check it out.
Sharp Little Pencil
I will look for Goldie Taylor. Thanks for the comments/compliments, Richard. My sisters still aren’t convinced the certificate is real. “Unless I put my hand in his side…”
Lord, save me from your followers! A
Kim Nelson
Amy~
The haiku tells the most obvious of truths; and “Obnoxious and Overbearing” caricatures the man who is a caricature. I adore Dry Bones, but of course I would. You and I have similar sensibilities!
Sure glad you are feeling better. You had quite a bout!
Enjoy the weekend.
Sharp Little Pencil
A bout that produced a whirlwind that produced a depression over the bin Laden mess… but I’m back now. Peace, and thanks for your lovely comments, Amy
pmwanken
So glad to see you’re operating in tip-top form!
Sharp Little Pencil
Yeah, and then I dropped the last day of PAD. Sheesh! Thanks, though!
Debbie
It was a blast reading these. 🙂 So thankful you were able to get out and ride a bike. A miracle too?
beespoetry
Holy heart-failure, Batman! Three wicked poems! Three-fer madness!
LOVE the first two. Trump can go do something rude to himself, in my opinion.
Dry Bones is a great call to action: give your life more meaning by bringing life back to others. It’s a reminder that, but for the choices we make, we could be sleeping under a bridge too- so have compassion, and understanding. Cut people some slack in this crazy world. Excellent!
Sharp Little Pencil
Bee, as always, you nailed the point of my work. Good on you! Thanks so much. Amy
Tilly Bud
I love that first one.
Paul Andrew Russell
“Face like a sphincter…”
Describes him perfectly. lol
Your third poem is lovely. 🙂
Sharp Little Pencil
Thanks, Paul. That “sphincter” line came to me during his press conference about how wonderful he says he is. In other words, “what an a-hole”!!
Jae Rose
You are certainly on a roll! Glad the old cough/cold is clearing..’face like a sphincter’ made me chuckle..and I could relate your points to the royal travesity yesterday…the world is upside down in the people we admire and aspire to be..Jae
Sharp Little Pencil
Your comments are all right on target, Jae. Saw you on Sheilagh’s blog, and coming over to see you now! But first, I have to go on The Shopping Network to get me a paste copy of that “heart of the ocean” engagement ring, LOL. a
Altonian
Oh, dear – where to start? O is for Obama, also OK! The birther furor was nothing short of mean-minded, despicable politicking and rascism. That disposes of No.1
No.2 – I suppose Trump can raise the hackles in America. In Europe he is just a pathetic laugh. In Scandinavia we couldn’t care less. In England, to ‘trump’ is to break wind, which I suppose is a fair means of expressing an opinion about him.
No.3 – There are those of us who are always trying to do the best we can. We don’t look to do miracles, or have miracles happen to us; but it’s wonderful when something miraculous happens, especially if we’ve had a hand in it.
As for the Mayan Calendar, and 2012. I think their prediction has been interpreted as saying a Great Change will come, not necessarily the End Of The World. It may mean, if true, that we have to go back to being primitive hunter gatherers again. That, incidentally, is a prediction I have been making myself for ‘donkey’s years’, without the Mayans being involved at all!
Sharp Little Pencil
I’ll gather if you hunt!! LOVE the Trump comment, sorry, too funny. I think the Mayan Calendar thing is like when people were freaking out in 1999. Plus, the Mayans didn’t predict Cortez, so whatever…! Thanks, as always, for your pithy comments, Leigh!
coalblack
dem bones gonna walk around…
the donald is a bigmouthed bozo.
thanks for visiting the house of pain, girl.
Sharp Little Pencil
You just wait til my Lindy Hoppers tomorrow. Gonna hook you up with some GORGEOUS history, albeit in those damned stereotypical outfits! Amy
Jenn @ You know...that Blog?
Hey there!! I’ve just linked you up, and SO SORRY I’m late doing so – the wind knocked my dish off my roof and I’ve been offline for days. Just catching up now. Thanks for joining us for Sensational Haiku Wednesday! Please come back this week for the prompt: “Fog” (I feel like I’m walking around in one right now…!!)
I’m not American, but I love Obama and cannot STAND Trump. Great haiku 🙂
Sharp Little Pencil
Your comment made me laugh out loud. Oh, not the “dish flying off the roof like the Wicked Witch” part, that was sad. The Trump part. Talk to you on Weds! Amy
Sheilagh Lee
you never fail to disppoint these are wonderful.
Sharp Little Pencil
Thanks SO much, Sheilagh! I’m a-comin’ to your blog! A
Buddah Moskowitz
Pithy and right on. – Moskoreeno
Sharp Little Pencil
Gracias, hermano, Ameretta Fantastica
ThomG
Whoosh, what a ride in all three. Glad you stopped by 3WW for some inspiration.
RJ Clarken
Well…let me just say that your singing to the choir here, girlfriend. Well done! And please – keep the rabble on! ☼
Sharp Little Pencil
And yet, I lost the last day of the month. But yes, I am baaaack!! Amy
Madeleine Begun Kane
All excellent, and I especially loved the two about Trump!
Sharp Little Pencil
Thought you would enjoy that one! Mister Slicky-back-all-around Merry-Go-Round head. And that’s just on the OUTSIDE! A