Oh, the Horror!
Bane of childhood Easter basket
Gumptious lather
clodded by machine into
alien-colored, noxious turds
Unnatural, they were, and
poisonously sugar-laced
Pillowstuff spongy
Look if you dare into
the Wayback Machine
That’s me
The kid who ate three or four
The girl whose stomach rebelled
Whose barf was projectile and yet
so colorful
Whose cat was not quick enough
to dodge the onslaught of
harsh-dealt
secondhand
marshmallow peeps
© 2015 Amy Barlow Liberatore/Sharp Little Pencil
Never too late for an Easter memory, even on Wednesday! No, I didn’t really barf on the cat, but it seemed like Diva (sitting on my lap, natch) wanted a cat mention in this one, and that was the only way to appease her…
For ABC Wednesday, M for Marshmallow: Merciless Mouth, Madcap Misadventures… add your own ideas in the comments. So glad to be back writing! Amy
ihatepoetry
April 8, 2015 at 3:43 pm
I disagree – I can polish off a box of Peeps in no time flat! Great memory, Ameleh!
sharplittlepencil
April 15, 2015 at 12:10 pm
You can have mine, Buddah!
Polly
April 8, 2015 at 3:45 pm
I don’t know ‘Peeps’…don’t think we have them in the UK, but I enjoyed your poem, it made me lol 🙂
sharplittlepencil
April 15, 2015 at 12:11 pm
My ancestral home is spared!
gerald
April 8, 2015 at 4:17 pm
the cat is truly into your poetic licence it seems
sharplittlepencil
April 15, 2015 at 12:11 pm
One would hope… I feed her enough, ha ha ha
Sanaa
April 8, 2015 at 4:49 pm
Intriguing…. love the even flow of the lines 😀
xoxo
sharplittlepencil
April 15, 2015 at 12:12 pm
Thanks so much, Sanaa.
whimsygizmo
April 8, 2015 at 5:36 pm
Ha! That last stanza! LOL!
sharplittlepencil
April 15, 2015 at 12:12 pm
Knew I could count on you, De! wink
Ellen
April 8, 2015 at 5:38 pm
Ha! Too funny. Thankfully peeps were not part of our family ritual growing up! Thanks for your visit to my ABC! Have a wonderful week.
sharplittlepencil
April 15, 2015 at 12:13 pm
Thanks for the inspiration, Ellen! I love ABC and all its participants.
lmkazmierczak
April 8, 2015 at 7:45 pm
Love it. Not a peep fan nor a fan for those ‘hared’ boiled eggs as well…
sharplittlepencil
April 15, 2015 at 12:14 pm
LOL “hared,” that’s good! I remember the weird dyed egg whites, yuck.
Roger Green
April 8, 2015 at 9:19 pm
Never liked peeps. Too sickeningly sweet.
ROG, ABCW[
sharplittlepencil
April 15, 2015 at 12:14 pm
They are the poster children for tooth rot.
M
April 9, 2015 at 1:28 am
laughing! ~
sharplittlepencil
April 15, 2015 at 12:15 pm
~loving comment~
Gattina
April 9, 2015 at 2:46 am
Nice poem, lol !
sharplittlepencil
April 15, 2015 at 12:15 pm
Thanks, Gattina. Glad you got a laugh!
diwestwell
April 9, 2015 at 4:22 am
Th.at made me laugh, poor cat though! I don’t have a sweet tooth so couldn’t possibly comment,
Have a good weekend
Di,
ABCW team
sharplittlepencil
April 15, 2015 at 12:16 pm
Di, trying peeps would cure any possibility of developing said sweet tooth…
Sherry Blue Sky
April 9, 2015 at 10:17 am
Cackle! Starting the day with peeps and projectile vomiting, it can only get better from here. LOL.
sharplittlepencil
April 15, 2015 at 12:16 pm
You know me so well, wild woman!!
Rajesh
April 9, 2015 at 11:48 am
Very nice poem.
sharplittlepencil
April 15, 2015 at 12:16 pm
Thanks, Rajesh!
ManicDdaily
April 12, 2015 at 8:00 pm
Ha. Terrific. A lot of fun and venom at once. Have you seen the sweet Charlie Brown cartoon or spinoff showing Snoopy eating them and then suddenly alarmed as he can’t find Woodstock?
Anyway, thanks so much, Amy. I am so sorry if I’ve been late visiting. I really appreciated your comments–I’m in a bit of a daze between work and April. Take care, k.
sharplittlepencil
April 15, 2015 at 12:18 pm
McD, never worry about when you visit. I am so BAD on catching up, it actually prevents me from posting. Who says guilt is exclusively Jewish or Catholic? LOL
I didn’t see the Peanuts comic, but now I don’t have to. You described it well!! Amy
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